Pretty Stitches, Petty Bitches: Embroidery for Outrageous Times
 
Date: Thursday, April 10, 2025
Time: 5:30 PM - 8:30 PM
Location: Stix and Stones Knit Shop, Main St., North Bay
 
Therapeutic Stitching Meets Uncensored Expression
Society unraveling at the seams? Need a creative outlet for your worldly frustrations? Join us for an evening where delicate craftsmanship meets unfiltered self-expression. This isn't your grandmother's embroidery class (unless your grandmother had a gloriously colourful vocabulary).
 
In this hands-on workshop, you'll learn the art of embroidering beautifully profane phrases using elegant typography and classic stitching techniques. Transform your stress into something both visually stunning and emotionally satisfying.
 
What You'll Learn:
Back stitch - The perfect foundation for lettering your feelings with precision
Lazy daisy - Add delicate floral touches to frame your not-so-delicate sentiments
Colonial knot - Create textured accents that pop (just like your patience has)
 
The Exclusive Collection:
One of the most exciting aspects of our workshop is our curated collection of sassy sayings! Each participant will select their favorite design from our exclusive collection of hand-lettered templates. First to register, first to choose - giving you the perfect opportunity to claim the phrase that speaks to your soul! Each design is a unique work of art, ensuring your finished piece will be truly one-of-a-kind.
 
Why You Should Join:
Research shows that repetitive crafting activities like embroidery trigger a relaxation response similar to meditation. Add the cathartic release of stitching spicy words in pretty fonts, and you've got yourself the perfect stress-management technique for these outrageous times.
 
This Workshop Is Perfect For:
Beginners seeking a therapeutic creative outlet
Experienced crafters wanting to add some edge to their repertoire
Anyone who finds humor in contrasting beautiful handicraft with colorful language
Those needing a midweek mental health break
 
What's Included:
All materials (3" embroidery hoop, fabric, needles, and threads)
Your choice from our collection of expertly designed typography templates
Step-by-step instruction in a judgment-free, laughter-filled environment
Light refreshments (because stabbing fabric thousands of times works up an appetite)
10% discount on any additional supplies purchased same-day
 
Limited Spots Available!
This intimate workshop is limited to 12 participants to ensure personalized instruction. Previous sessions have sold out quickly, so secure your spot today and be among the first to select your favourite design!
 
Price: $35 (includes all materials and a finished piece to take home)
Note: This workshop contains adult language and is recommended for participants 16+